Randomly updated by Wil McMillen, depressed liberal.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Ms. No Means No 

From Harriet Meier's Application...
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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Harriet Miers's Application 

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Plamegate: Print Your Own Bingo Card 

thanks to Wonkette.com for the card!

Bush's Poll Numbers 

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

What Song Is Cheney Singing These Days? 

"I'm goin' down, down down down...I'm goin' down down down down..."

Karl Rove's Garage 

See that box marked "Fragile"? That's where Karl keeps his soul.

Pardon This Weak Edition...I got nothing today... 

The staff knew they shouldn't have walked by here. George ALWAYS had to stop and play on the swings.

"Oh please dear God...don't let us get indicted too..."

Call it paranoia, call it what you want, George knew that someday, somehow, when he least expected it, Cheney was going to knife him in the back.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Go On, Take the Money and Run 

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Nero Fiddled, Bush Strums 

This is what President Bush was doing while Hurricane Katrina tore up the Gulf Coast. If this doesn't make you mad, I don't know what will.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

An Explination... 

...so you might have noticed that I haven't updated in months. That's because my office decided to upgrade to XP, which meant my hard drive got wiped out. It also means that I don't have "Admin Privilages," which ALSO means that I can't update my website from work because I'm BLOCKED FROM MY OWN PAGE!!!!

So anyway, I'll be updating from home now.

I return you now to your regularly scheduled blog....

May you get Lee Atwater's punishment, you tool.

"Yeah, Iraq is going bad. But what do I care? I'm outta here in three years, and takin care of that place is going to take at least ten!"

"Ok, count of three, we moon the press corps...one...two....."

Rumsfeld had had enough questions about Iraq, and spontaniously gave George Will an impromptu air piano concert.

...next week, on a very special episode of "The Bachelor"....

The press corps hate it when Senators want to play charades.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Mere seconds into the "Man Vs. Machine" competition, Machine won.

His crime? Wearing plaid.

"Stop! Hammer time!"

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

And then, just as he was about to sing the chorus to "Are You Gonna Go My Way" for the 800th time, Lenny Kravitz sneezed.

Their love would have to remain unrequited. She thought he was too "touchy-feely" and he thought she was a bitch.

No matter how hard he tries, that's ALWAYS hanging over his head.

They both had promising futures ahead of them. She was to become a gold medalist for the Chinese figure skating team, and he was to become an uppity sushi chef.

You Can't Make This Crap Up..... 

From the news section of The Internet Movie Database

The bosses of American Idol have leapt to action, after learning of a gay porn version of the talent search show. The video, American Porn Star, is a "talent contest" which features three judges, and a "competition" involving hardcore gay sex. The show is hosted by Jason Sechrest, who uses expressions and mannerisms similar to original Idol host Ryan Seacrest. Seacrest says, "I had to legally go after someone who was doing an American Idol porn. And I was host of the porn! And the guy's name was Seacrest, and he had blond spiky hair. "The only difference was, instead of a microphone, he was holding something else." Attorney Scott Zolke, who represents the show and Seacrest, says, "American Idol has become an immensely popular television show. So the value of the American Idol look is something that we cannot allow to get tarnished." Even before he saw the video, Us TV show Celebrity Justice reports that Zolke fired off a cease and desist letter to the producers, before meeting with the opposing side's attorney. Zolke says that after the meeting, the producers of American Porn Star agreed to alter the movie to distance it from the original.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Ted saved money by switching to natural gas.

(Thanks to the XOC board for the pic and caption. Too good not to share.)

Friday, March 11, 2005

Seconds later, Bush found out why his mom always told him not to put his hand in the air during a lightening storm.

Curling isn't just a hobby for superfan Michael LeBeutreau. It's a way of life.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

When Ellen made one joke too many about her broken English, Penelope Cruz went all "Karate Kid" on her.

Carey McWilliams, right, who is legally blind, and his wife, Tori, are photographed at their home in Fargo, N.D. in front of the target he used to pass his weapons test.

...I didn't make that caption up. That's what it REALLY said. I had to read it twice.

Yet another picture where the longer you stare at it, the funnier it gets.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

"Condi! Psst, hey Condi! I really like those boots...you look really hot in 'em! Come on, don't ignore me...ok, last night got wierd, but come on...Condi, don't look away like that, please!"

In an epic show of manliness, Putin and Bush glared at each other as the handshake grew tighter and tighter. Who would give first? The former KGB agent, or the former Yale cheerleader?

Having been sober for ten years, President Bush glares at the person that put this wine in his hand, and adds them to the "Axis of Evil."

"You...have...bodacious ta-ta's. Call me...202-555-4659...Love, Bill..."

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Selective memory is one of Dubya's traits. Here we see him reminiscing about how in the first debate he "told Kerry where he could stick it."

The compitition was fierce last week on Jeopardy's World Leader Jamboree

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